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Gadgets

Say hello to the Lolo Lid, a clever way to conceal your inconvenient drinking habit

Vices

Back up the truck, because “Cheap Weed Day” is coming this week

Tech

Somebody, please, invent this app that plays Nickelback every time you try to text your ex

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Passenger @ The Ogden

New Music

Listen to a new track from MF Doom and Ghostface Killah, continue to wait for the album

Weed

Christie tells Denverites to get high while they still can, because if he’s elected President, it’s all over

News

Ears-free headphones deliver sound right into your stupid skull

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: ZEDD @ 1st Bank Center

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Four Year Strong @ Marquis Theater

Health

5 Methods to procrastinate the right way

Culture

A cheap bastard’s guide to getting free stuff

News Briefs

Why did Colorado police ticket a man for having a broken windshield at an auto glass repair shop?

News

Chill everyone, Red Rocks isn’t banning electronic music in 2016

Politics

Ted Cruz is trying to fund his campaign with posters depicting him as a sexy tattooed badass

Booze

Popular breakfast cereal banned from boarding schools because kids are using it to make beer

Nation

Siri interrupts White House briefing, answers reporter’s question better than any politician

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, How do you make sex with a condom not totally suck?

Sex

Motörhead is releasing a line of vibrators so they can f*ck you and your ears at the same time

New Music

This week’s drops from the local hip-hop scene are certifiable gold

Sex

Oh no … Is monogamy dead?

Culture

“Bob’s Burgers” comedian releasing comedy album with 45 minutes of crying, 195 orgasms and ringtones

Politics

This is what political bumper stickers should really say

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: Man saves family, but more importantly, rack of ribs from burning house

New Music

Listening to Mat Zo’s remake of Porter Robinson’s “Flicker” is super duper enjoyable