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Japanese “Boob Goddess” creates boob enlarging rake just in time for Christmas

Tech

The reason Instagram is deleting all your beloved fake followers and imaginary friends

Fashion

Face it, the dick scarf is the only gift you need this holiday season

New Music

Local Love: CRL CRRLL gets us to raise our upcycled plastic cups up high to “Cheers”

Culture

27 animal species you didn’t know existed … unless you’re the omnipotent creator

New Music

Pregame Playlist: Local alt-rock outfit Post Paradise built us a post-NYE shuffle before its big show

Drugs

3 reasons why heroin is Colorado’s new favorite addiction

DIY

DIY Girls: Art of the selfie (11 Photos)

Culture

We can now officially use words like “bestie” and “goddamnit” according to Oxford English Dictionary’s added words of 2014

Booze

We didn’t know we needed to buy this Whisker Dam until the Internet told us to

Art

These controversial cartoons will literally pry your eyes to the ugliest parts of society

Art

Forgot about Dre? Remember him this season with the newest holiday craze, the Dr. Dreidel.

News Briefs

30,000 real people bought actual poop from Cards Against Humanity, because this is our life now

Tech

Sony hackers threaten weird 9/11 style attack on theaters that screen “The Interview.”

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: Mom of the year calls C-SPAN live show to scold grown-ass politician sons for arguing

Fashion

People are buying pills to make their poop sparkle, and it’s time you did too.

New Music

Watch This: Shakey Graves goes full horror with its “Dearly Departed” music video featuring Esmé Patterson

Vices

Maintain your status as a cheap bastard with these manageable ways to save a buck

Weed

Necessary office product: The Pipemug. No longer will the two live autonomous from one another.

Photo Pit

Shakey Graves @ The Bluebird 12/13/14 (photos)

New Music

Who does it better? Musicians battle it out to the filthiest holiday carol yet, “Merry Christmas, You XXXX”

Culture

The Stupidity Index: 10 recent headlines that prove humanity is doomed

Culture

Public butthole eaters show America the true meaning of “tailgating”

Fashion

Decorating beards with balls is now a thing. This is hell; we’re sure of it.