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Dave Reuss

Culture

Scientists participate in vicious #CuteOff battle, humanity is the clear winner

Culture

Daycare accused of filming “Kiddie Fight Club” and we kinda want to watch it

Culture

Research shows dogs don’t feel guilt, they just know how to manipulate you

Drugs

If you’re a stoner with a death wish, exactly this much pot will do the trick

Culture

Oxford proves they’re “hip” by adding a whole bunch of stupid new words

Health

Doctors successfully install an 8-inch robot penis, humanity rejoices

Gadgets

Get your $900 flamethrower now before they’re banned — thanks Obama!

Fashion

Photoshop trolls are slimming down plus-sized models to “motivate them” to lose weight

Food

Just labeling food “organic” makes it taste better, because we’re morons

Culture

Want the internet to ruthlessly crush your spirit? Subject yourself to a Reddit roast

Culture

Boulder police engage in heated stand-off … with adorable owl

Events

Buzz-kill judge cancels “Bong-a-Thon” in perfectly named Stoner, CO

Booze

Yoga pant giant expands into next logical field: Beer

Culture

Scientific proof that men who harass women online just suck at life

Food

CU-Boulder researchers figured out why your fat kid is so fat

Booze

Tennessee’s anti-DUI ads try to be “hip” but just insult everyone in the state

Culture

We’re spending over $3 million to research why lesbians are fat. Thanks, science?

Culture

All your favorite ’90s Disney movies in 3 minutes? Instant nostalgia boner

Sex

Girls on Instagram are posting topless shots in the most confusing, arousing way possible

Tech

Time to see a big depressing list of all the people who unfriended you on Facebook

Culture

With legal gay marriage, Catholics are the new oppressed minority [VIDEO]

Politics

Ever wanna smash in Donald Trump’s face with a broom handle? Now you can!

Culture

We’re not sure if this teddy bear has a vagina or if people are perverts

Beer

We’ve found our spirit animal: Stumbly the drunk raccoon