Culture

Food

Portable Pizza pouch guarantees you never go without pizza or happiness ever again

Culture

Screw haunted houses, Denver’s new ‘Escape Room’ trend forces people to find clues, solve puzzles to break out

Culture

Internet trolls will Photoshop your selfies, insert spaghetti

Health

It’s time to get hammered and jacked with your new protein beer

Tech

Netflix has made an actual ‘Netflix and Chill’ button that sets the mood for pleasures of the flesh

Tech

Robots are changing the world, man … and it’s so flipping terrifying

Culture

Our love of dogs is recession-proof and influenced by market forces

Culture

Posting that fake “Facebook copyright” thing makes you look like a total boob

Culture

There’s a grown man hilariously terrorizing a Copper Mountain bar with smelly stink bombs

Culture

Peaceful Boulder Buddhists to slaughter hundreds of freeloading prairie dogs

Fashion

Demonic hipster top-buns are ripping out everyone’s hair and making them bald

Culture

Teens show Pope Francis love by tweeting “F*ck me Daddy”

Food

Weed might be causing the diabeetus, and that’s not great news

Culture

A gang in India stands up for women by beating abusive men senseless with sticks

Culture

Beautiful child denied her right to wear a Broncos dress by her bullying teacher/Seahawks fan

Culture

Snapchat idiot “saves” turtle by murdering it

Food

Call your therapist, because McDonald’s straws were designed to imitate the experience of breastfeeding

Culture

How to get into Cuba, both legally and sorta-legally

Food

Burger King to release black-bun burger bullsh*t soon

Culture

Now you can pork people who love bacon as much as you do

Business

Netflix knows the exact episode of a TV show that gets you hooked and ruins your life

Culture

Daily Viral: Extreme barrowing is the greatest adrenaline-fueled sport to ever exist

Culture

Denver Zoo releases plans to power itself using flaming elephant dumps

Culture

Video proof that our block party with Boulder Vapor House went off this year