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Conan O’Brien is here to stay, TBS extends his contract until 2015

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Best idea of the day: Outfit Congress with NASCAR-style patches identifying financial supporters

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Some dick thought the Rubik’s Cube was easy and made this

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Money Aint A Thang: Man Drinks $100,000 Worth of Whiskey. The Catch? It Wasn’t His.

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Man’s arm will be used to build him a penis. Wait, what?

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March Madness costs U.S. companies $134 million in employee slack-time

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Hater App is an asshole’s dream come true

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Man forbidden from “all libraries on the face of the earth” for charming the python in the library.

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Cops: Perp Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina

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Hot chick parties, then scores higher on Mensa Test than Einstein, Hawking and Gates.

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Raffling guns for kids never felt so good

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Pamela Anderson bounces back in Baywatch: The Movie.

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PETA move of the day: Michael Vick gets new dog.

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The good news, Batman is real! The bad news, he’s British

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Where do the girls with the daddy issues go now as “Girls Gone Wild” files for bankruptcy?

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It isn’t your Four Season’s pool but for $32,000, we’ll swim in it

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You can’t make this sh*t up: Brothers blow up house while celebrating lottery ticket win

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New app lets women rate men; this should be good

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Ninth Annual “Make out with your dog” contest sounds so hot

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Another Achievement for Mexico: 9-year-old gives birth in Mexico; police search for teenage father

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Let’s get kinky: Woman puts poison on genitals to assassinate husband.

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Survey shows, AK-47 tattoo on your neck isn’t good for employment

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Did you ever hear the one about the prostitute that walked into a police station?

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Thinking about smuggling $2.5 million worth of cocaine into Bali? Don’t do it.