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News Briefs

Shirtless ex-stripper will cuddle the awkward right out of you for $75

Events

Upcoming Shows in February feat. SPELLS, Logic, Alison Wonderland and more!

Nation

12 Cute micro pigs to help you forget that Trump or Cruz could be the next president

Sex

Your February Hookup Horoscope knows whether you’ll have a sexual Valetine’s Day

New Music

[New Music] Yep, Run The Jewels’ “Meowpurrdy” is the weirdest sh*t we’ve seen today

Nation

Tattoo artist is offering free Trump tattoos to support The Donald, and people are loving it

Advice

10 Questions to ponder if you’re not having any sex (hint: you’re probably a douche)

Culture

This 7-year-old we interviewed about sex and relationships is far more tolerant than any adult

Politics

Utah senator declares porn a public health crisis. Wait, what?

Rooster Girls

#RoosterGirl: Have you met Josie Ann?

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: XGames 2016 @ Aspen, CO – Day 3

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Icelantic Winter on the Rocks 2016 w/ Adventure Club @ Red Rocks

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: XGames 2016 @ Aspen, CO – Day 2

Culture

‘Thou shalt not send dicketh pics’ and other commandments rewritten for millennials

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: XGames 2016 @ Aspen, CO – Day 1

Weed

Colorado’s internationally recognized, high-quality pot is luring drug cartels to the state

Sex

6 Clever ways girls and guys get out of having sex with a one-night-stand

Interviews

Metric’s Emily Haines reveals what’s in her playlist and gives us sage advice about friendship

Culture

Super Bowl grounds crew f*cks up, paints both end-zones with the Broncos logo

Booze

Here’s video proof of that World Record shotski Breckenridge claimed recently

Magazine

February 2016 Issue

Music

Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli threatens to destroy only copy of Wu-Tang’s $2 million album

Weed

Cramps, ladies? Weed infused tampons are here to help.

Culture

That wasted Uber-destroying chick went on Good Morning America, and now we hate her even more