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Culture

Necessary Office Product: Silencing Cheeseburger Ball Gag

Weed

This is what marijuana looks like under a microscope

News

A hippie band from the ‘60s freaks out over a little weed smoke at its concert

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: This robotic sperm extractor is made of 100% pure wife material

News

See Gramatik perform at Red Rocks during the fierce “Blizzmatik” snowstorm

News Briefs

Does this look like the face of a middle school teacher who’d let his students have sex in his classroom?

New Music

Local Love: Reason the Citizen drops new single “Broken Bones” with bars for dayyyys

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Bette Midler @ Pepsi Center

Culture

10 ways Jay-Z and Beyonce are basically your parents

New Music

Local Love: The new mixtape from Ray Reed can only be characterized through multiple fire emojis

Events

High Plains Comedy Festival announces Anthony Jeselnik as a headliner, more to be released soon

Vices

Now you can brew homemade opiates the same way you’d brew beer. Dangerous much?

Politics

When we declare Mars as property of Earth, this is the first thing we’ll stick in it

Business

McDonald’s adds kale to its menu hoping to convince people that it’s anything but McDonald’s

News

Watch Steve Aoki jump on a girl’s noggin’ — then proceed to get sued 3 years later

News

The Life Is Beautiful Festival releases the only lineup announcement that matters

Drugs

New test can tell if you’ve done cocaine by looking at your fingerprints

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Alan Jackson @ Red Rocks

New Music

Local Love: Spells takes over Casa Bonita with a punk in a gorilla suit

Culture

Boulder is the best city to relocate to says Google, who is relocating to Boulder

New Music

Enjoy some new boom-boom-baps from the now solo act Candyland

Food

Proof of God: Taco Bell is serving alcohol now

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Global Dub Fest @ Red Rocks

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Cartel @ Marquis