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Booze

This sweet app keeps “drunk you” from ruining life for “normal you”

Culture

10 Obnoxious things we’re going to buy when we win all that filthy f*cking PowerBall cash tonight

Politics

Denver City Council candidate wanted by police for forging signatures of Muppets and dead people

Vices

Hunter S. Thompson’s insane daily routine of drugs and booze is slow-clap worthy

Business

4 Essential books all entrepreneurs should read when starting a business

Sex

6 things I learned after I couldn’t get it up for the girl of my dreams

Culture

Quiz: Are you smarter than a drug dealer?

Tech

There are multiple ways that precious brain of yours is being destroyed by the Internet

Sex

PornHub released its year-end stats, and you guys really like step-moms and scissoring

Food

My love affair with eggs is being destroyed by my lust for booze

Culture

Elected Republican argues men should be able to touch women’s nipples while they breastfeed

Sex

Founders of “WhereWhitePeopleMeet.com” remind us that it’s totally not racist at all

Politics

Glorious new Chrome app mercifully blocks all the Donald Trump-related news from your internet

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, The girl I’m hooking up with is a man-hating mega-feminist who really believes I’m inferior to her. Thing is, I’m really turned on by how pathetic she makes me feel. What’s wrong with me?

Culture

5 Things not to say to the cops, unless you want to get your ass kicked

Sex

Man with the world’s first robot dong will lose his virginity to world-famous prostitute

Culture

Your January Hookup Horoscope is here to reveal your sexual future in 2016

Culture

4 Insane ideas to stop climate change

Culture

This raccoon washing his cotton candy is already the saddest video of 2016

Food

10 Colorado restaurants to try before you die, 2016 edition

New Music

[New Music] The Chainsmokers gets out of its comfort zone in a free downloadable set

Booze

Watch four badass grandmothers toss back their first shot of Fireball

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Umphrey’s McGee @ Fillmore Auditorium

Interviews

HARD Events founder Gary “DESTRUCTO” Richards wants everyone to get off their f*cking phones