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Food

I halved the amount of money I spend on food by doing this experiment on myself

News

Murs plans to freestyle for 24 hours straight like some sort of immortal word deity

Sex

Smart genital microchips are the new way to see if babe is cheating or not

Nation

It’s official, people would rather be obliterated by a meteor than vote for Trump or Clinton

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, I’m horny, but I can’t find anyone attractive. What should I do?

Booze

Teenage girl finds a Four Loco in her lunch, texts her mom WTF about it

Culture

The #BlackLivesMatter movement shouldn’t have to explain itself because you don’t get it

Politics

The entire Democratic party just endorsed marijuana and an end to racial profiling

Tech

Professional Pokéwalkers will take your phone outside while you sit around doing nothing

Interviews

The Pimps of Joytime on toilet paper, beauty tips and Han Solo before it gets to Red Rocks

Tech

Let us count the ways Pokémon GO is a malevolent source of diabolical evil

Food

Boulder hates your happiness, bans the sale of ice cream at pools on hot summer days

Food

Camping with Pinterest: What you expect versus what you actually get

Culture

10 Things Colorado is on the Top 10 list for

Fashion

People are calling this pube prom gown the most disgusting dress in the world

New Music

[New Music] SunSquabi doesn’t want you to forget about winter with its video for ‘Odyssey’ feat. GRiZ

Culture

Here’s why you don’t take selfies in front of a pissed off peacock

Drugs

Is this your lost bag of blow? Aspen police would like to know.

Art

Ambitious Photoshop artist adds himself into celebrity photos with a dinosaur costume on

Culture

Obituaries: Bernie Sanders, ‘Best Of’ lists and ‘Squad’ are all dead now …

New Music

[New Music] Crystal Castles wants to blow your damn mind with ‘Concrete’

Culture

Welp, Colorado broke the top ten of rudest places in America, so that’s nice

Interviews

What Nelly taught Cash Cash in the studio is advice everyone can live by to be happy

Sex

Having sex outdoors this season? You’re gonna need this …