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Booze

Drink of the Week: The Shark Tank

Weed

Stoned sheep are terrorizing villages after consuming multiple marijuanas

Culture

10 Social situations in which having a dog really comes in handy

Food

Cacao has become the new party drug of choice … chocolate keybumps, anyone?

Culture

Notorious crow steals crime scene evidence right in front of police

Culture

Trying to stop Colorado transplants with a petition basically makes you an asshole

News

Spotify’s newest announcement basically tells SoundCloud to go screw itself

Music

Watch a Jurassic Park animated EDM musical and be better off in life because of it

Art

Do you live in Colorado? Can you give Shia LeBeouf a ride?

Culture

Grown-ass adults can now ride around in strollers like children

Drugs

Colorado uses way more drugs than any other state but no one knows why

Culture

These Target customers deserve props for standing up to an idiotic bathroom protester

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: In Japan, naked men slide around on bath tubs then hold each other to celebrate

News

Your music experience is being ruined by a bunch of rich idiots

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, What should I do with my face when a guy wants to give me a facial?

Culture

It Could Be Worse: Man accidentally spills dildos everywhere, onlookers film it laughing

Culture

Uninspirational Mondays: 6 ridiculously expensive things you’re never, ever going to own

Art

Art porn: Artist turns world leaders, and Trump, into reimagined hipsters

Culture

14 Things to expect when you’re expecting … to go to Hell

Fashion

I’m definitely wearing cargo shorts this season, whether you like it or not

Studies

500 Women reveal which sex positions help them achieve orgasm

New Music

[New Music] Hot damn the new SZA track ‘twoAM’ is smooth

Advice

Head Games: Facials are not degrading, they’re a dude’s way of crying out for tenderness

Business

Out of touch businesses are paying a boat-load of cash to figure out what millennials are