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News

Virgin Airlines tells Kanye West to “eat a dick,” tweets exactly what everyone else is thinking

New Music

[New Music] Papadosio drops a psychedelic mind-warp for its single “Out Of Hiding”

Sex

If she didn’t come, you didn’t just have sex

News

An audio speaker that you can swallow is now an actual thing

Culture

If you want Viagra in Kentucky, you’ll have to swear on the Bible first

Business

Organic tattoos coming to a Whole Foods near you

Music

10 Inanimate objects that are more inspirational than Taylor Swift

News

Pedophile wannabe rapper Tyga denies Beck, Paul McCartney into his post-Grammy party

New Music

Songs don’t come much worse than Macklemore’s “Spoons”

Nation

Valet takes $400,000 Lamborghini for a joyride, promptly destroys it

Fashion

Huh, looks like everyone was wrong about beards after all

Booze

Genius town is building a public beer fountain to attract more people

Vices

CU-Boulder leads the charge in teaching students how to use recreational drugs

New Music

[New Music] Onry Ozzborn and POS fittingly drop “Turmoil” to add to your collection

Culture

Man successfully skips work for 6 years, no one notices

Vices

10 Things you say to your dog that you should never say to your human

Fashion

Unicorn Horns and Man Braids are here to destroy fashion in 2016

Vices

Colorado police are finally chilling the f*ck out about marijuana DUIs

News

These headphones claim to get you really, really high just by listening to your favorite song

New Music

[New Music] Lana Del Rey trips acid and gets down with mermaids in “Freak”

Sex

Head Games: women confess why they choose to spit or swallow

Culture

Nearly a third of women at CU are victims of sexual misconduct — knock this shit off

Culture

Recent breakup? Goodwill’s “Donate Your Ex’s Stuff” campaign should help sort that right out.

New Music

OK Go’s shenanigans in zero gravity proves once again the band knows no video bounds