Dave Reuss, Author at Rooster Magazine

Dave Reuss

Culture

‘Guns Replaced with Selfie Sticks’ is all the rage right now

Culture

My brief, disgusting career as a thirsty Internet creeper

Culture

Why you should never trust a Jeremy, and other criminal names according to state data

Booze

The 13 rules of drinking from the late literary badass Jim Harrison

Culture

Here’s a long, depressing look at things grads would do to erase their debt

Culture

The science behind what causes ‘Resting Bitch Face’ makes perfect sense

Culture

13 Phrases that annoy everyone, all of the time, every time

Culture

The worst online misogynists are apparently women

Sex

10 Annoying things women will never understand about dudes, explained

Culture

15 Genius, unethical and mostly illegal hacks to cheat at life with

Culture

New app lets you get even more pissed off at top speed over everything

Sex

How ‘hot’ someone is influences whether or not a guy wears a condom

Culture

Why formal apologies from anyone are complete and utter bullshit

Booze

5 Reasons why the best Boulder bar is just any bar in the afternoon

Booze

If you party like the Founding Fathers did this July 4th, you’ll die of alcohol poisoning

Culture

12 Tricks to save money that “they” don’t want you to know

Tech

Save yourself from a wasted life of phone-staring with these three easy tricks

Culture

Gallery: These animals think they’re people, and we love them

Sex

The fastest-growing porn genre is a depressing reflection on the lives of millennials

Food

Only in America: new weight loss surgery turns your stomach into a bulimic robot

Sex

This week in porn: custom videos for blind people

Food

Drunky gives $1,000 tip at a Colorado restaurant, takes it back the next day

Culture

This is the greatest 5-day summer road trip you’ll ever take

Tech

Unnecessary Tech: Real-time emoji suggester