Tyler Mistretta, Author at Rooster Magazine

Tyler Mistretta

Culture

The many reasons why using your phone on the toilet is a bad idea

Vices

Move over cough syrup, scorpions are the cool new way to get high

Culture

5 Creative ways to use baking soda that don’t involve making crack

Culture

Truth be told, Mother Teresa was actually a pretty shitty human being

Culture

A breast milk facial made me feel like a million bucks

Health

Great news: Too much happiness can kill you

Culture

11 Slightly effeminate things every man should own

Sex

Hitler’s alleged sex life was about as fucked up as you’d expect from someone like him

Culture

‘I’m mourning the loss of my porn with breakfast habit’

Culture

The 10 absolute worst kind of people you’ll find at a ski resort

Culture

Get your fucking life together by avoiding these five debilitating social pitfalls

Booze

Sorry winos, reports on the health benefits of alcohol are probably just fake news

Culture

Is social media too creepy to survive?

Politics

Stop it, moving to Canada if Trump wins isn’t even an option for most people

Politics

6 Factors that drive people to vote for really horrible candidates

Drugs

Freaks of the world are now overdosing on diarrhea medicine for fun

Culture

12 Realizations we all have while moving out of our crappy apartments

Politics

North Korea just endorsed Donald Trump for president, perfect

Vices

Today is National Wine Day and everything you know about it is a lie

Vices

Revelation: Traveling is just an expensive quest to find a new drinking spot

Vices

For some reason Burger King is opening a spa

Culture

Fake YouTube terrorists sentenced to real jail time for their videos

Culture

Meet the high school freshman that turned down $30 million for his Band-Aid vending machine

Culture

6 Things I learned at a Dave Chappelle comedy show