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Tyler Mistretta

Health

The National Poo Museum is finally open for business

Nation

Undersexed politicians are losing their damn minds over university’s “Sex Week”

Culture

Mississippi lawmakers are succeeding in trying to discriminate against everything

Culture

Children tried to poison their classmate with beef jerky preservatives

Nation

Illustrated kids book on Donald Trump wants to make children great again

Nation

Remembering the time when Donald Trump was the world’s worst landlord

Drugs

Cops joking online about testing meth for Ebola leads to one idiot’s arrest

Nation

A pair of Chris Christie’s old gym shorts are up for sale, so long tax refund

Culture

Your dog miraculously knows who you hate and acts accordingly

Culture

Boulder has no interest in helping its homeless population with a proposed tiny village

Culture

Peyton Manning just broke yet another record that’s going to make poor people twitch

Culture

Naked nipples are terrorizing people in New Hampshire right now

Culture

Las Vegas has a syphilis epidemic, what this means for your next 3-day bender

Nation

8 Reasons caucusing sucks – but you should probably do it anyway

Beer

12 Facts about beer you should know if you’re going to drink the stuff

News

Wavves, Best Coast and Cherry Glazerr lit up the Bluebird Theater this past weekend

Nation

Donald Trump garners support from former KKK Grand Wizard, so that’s nice

Nation

Has Ben Carson’s candidacy for president been a scam this whole time?

Advice

5 Things to consider if you hate your friend’s shitty love interest

Studies

Senior citizens claim to have way more sex than you do

Nation

“Hookers 4 Hillary” is offering free sex in exchange for Clinton campaign donations

Advice

6 Valentine’s gifts that tell the one you love you’re breaking up with them

Culture

Remembering the time Peyton Manning tea-bagged a trainer …

Culture

Dear Colorado, skiing and snowboarding are stupid. Knock it off.