Tyler Mistretta, Author at Rooster Magazine - Page 4 of 4

Tyler Mistretta

Business

Be better than everyone by following easy, common sense tactics

Advice

10 Questions to ponder if you’re not having any sex (hint: you’re probably a douche)

Politics

Instead of the guillotine, 4 ways the racist governor of Maine should publicly execute drug dealers

Interviews

New York production-duo The Knocks on their new album and unwavering love of the Beastie Boys

Health

Transplant your mediocre pear head onto a hot body as early as 2017

Nation

TSA basically admits loaded guns get past security all the time. Awesome.

Culture

Portland college unironically asks for things to teach during its “Whiteness History Month”

Viral Videos

This Colorado grandma’s dab skills are way better than yours

Culture

5 Filthy rich dudes that should buy the Playboy Mansion

Culture

Will Obama finally speak out about aliens in tonight’s State of the Union Address?

Drugs

Adorably methed-out couple gets engaged in Walmart, promptly gets arrested stealing sex toys

Art

Judge grows tired of the monkey business, dismisses animal selfie lawsuit

World

6 Times North Korea was a special kind of stupid

Food

My love affair with eggs is being destroyed by my lust for booze

Nation

Donald Trump’s first television ad is f*cking terrifying

Booze

6 reasons why you should always trust vodka the most

News

Lemmy taught the entire world a thing or two about living

Booze

5 Helpful tips to avoid another crappy New Year’s Eve