Tyler Mistretta, Author at Rooster Magazine - Page 2 of 4

Tyler Mistretta

Culture

Cruises are the worst “vacation” ever

Vices

El Chapo had more planes than most American airline services combined

Music

The 5 stages of grief you go through when a music festival is canceled

Politics

Donald Trump’s long and disappointing list of failed businesses

Food

10 Facts about Nutella that you need to put inside of your mind right now

Politics

Blaming a lack of rain, Venezuela is moving to a two-day workweek

Politics

Hillary Clinton doesn’t even look like she’ll live long enough to be president

Health

Scientists find that bacon and beer are a lot worse for you than originally thought

Politics

Ted Cruz’s female look-alike from The Maury Show is about to film a porn

Culture

Instead of steroids, pro-cyclists are just strapping engines on their bikes

Vices

Colorado is about to ban gummy bear edibles because kids keep accidentally dosing themselves

Politics

Federal court rules that Utah ski area can keep its ban on snowboarding

Culture

We watched the 7-hour trailer for the world’s longest movie so you don’t have to

Sex

A terrifying new super-gonorrhea is here, and it’s not going away anytime soon

Culture

Bono wants Amy Schumer and Chris Rock to go fight ISIS

Culture

Parents will soon be able to sue their grown-ass children for not visiting enough

Vices

Cuba is running out of beer because American tourists wont stop drinking

Interviews

Foals on its rigorous touring schedule and what it means to connect with fans

Sex

New sexual consent app aims to make one-night stands even more awkward

Vices

Gullible Brits are paying $1,000 for an ounce of Colorado weed

Culture

Facebook is giving blind people the gift of sight in a strange and unworkable way

Vices

6 States least likely to legalize weed anytime soon

Culture

Glow-in-the-dark cats and 9 other bizarre GMO products that actually exist

Food

Kids can’t have large cocks because their mothers eat chicken, says PETA