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Somebody, please, invent this app that plays Nickelback every time you try to text your ex

News

Ears-free headphones deliver sound right into your stupid skull

Health

The results are in, vaping is going to demolish big tobacco companies soon

Tech

Bored engineer ties 57 drone engines together and disrupts children in the park

Tech

Stop resisting! Police arm themselves with sick new semi-lethal taser drones

Tech

Giant American robot to fistfight bitchy Japanese robot in epic duel to the death

Tech

4 spacey technologies designed for lazy, rich stoners

Tech

Shocking new wristband pays for quitting bad habits, hurts like a bitch when you don’t

News

Folding to label pressure, Spotify will likely start offering “exclusive” content to paying subscribers

Tech

Judgy new Wize Mirror can tell how drunk you are and what diseases you have

Tech

The Lexus hoverboard is the future we deserve

Tech

Don’t pee on the walls in San Francisco, because they’ll pee on you

Tech

7 dipshit doozies done with drones

News

Instagram went ahead and blocked the #EDM hashtag from ever being used again

Tech

Get rid of lingering one-night-stands with this ‘High Voltage Ejector Bed’

Tech

Twitter is banning people from copy/pasting jokes — for good reason

Culture

Scientific proof that men who harass women online just suck at life

Tech

3 awesome outdoor products that make the mosquitos, sunburns and rabid bears worth it

Tech

Google’s “Deep Dream” code turns photos into crazy, full-fledged LSD freakouts

Tech

Tinder is making it easier to sleep with celebrities with new “verified” accounts

Tech

Time to see a big depressing list of all the people who unfriended you on Facebook

Tech

Guess what, nerds? You can buy a f*cking jet pack in 2016

Tech

Some of God’s servants use facial recognition software to track whether or not people go to church

News

Guitar Hero announces plans for you never needing to have friends ever again