Politics

Business

Marriott launches hotel for millennials, confirms our dislike for millennial-themed products

Nation

“President” Donald Trump is going to happen, says near perfect predictive model

Nation

Pissed mom gives son invoice, charges him $1000 for being an unappreciative asshole

Business

Porn terms most searched for in each state in 2015 don’t match our browser history at all

Nation

8 Reasons caucusing sucks – but you should probably do it anyway

Nation

Donald Trump garners support from former KKK Grand Wizard, so that’s nice

Nation

“Pieces of Shit for Trump” campaign makes us believe America is still great

Nation

Has Ben Carson’s candidacy for president been a scam this whole time?

Business

Girl Scout sells cookies outside of dispensary, will most likely be your boss one day

Art

Badass 3D models visualize what Denver will look like in the next coupla years

World

Rich Russian Kids of Instagram is just as comical as you’d think

Culture

Why it’s so hard to look at Ted Cruz’s stupid face, as explained by a neurologist

Nation

“Hookers 4 Hillary” is offering free sex in exchange for Clinton campaign donations

Business

Organic tattoos coming to a Whole Foods near you

Nation

Valet takes $400,000 Lamborghini for a joyride, promptly destroys it

Nation

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas unless you’re caught having sex on the Ferris wheel

Nation

You should be concerned by the $100 million spent on political ads in New Hampshire

Politics

5 Bernie Sanders videos that prove the old man has a sense of humor

Nation

Jeb Bush guacamole bowl and 20 other crap items from the 2016 presidential candidates

Politics

Watch these college kids fail to answer basic history questions, then lose your faith in humanity

Business

Be better than everyone by following easy, common sense tactics

Nation

Colorado’s Sesame Sanders is what grassroots is all about

Nation

12 Cute micro pigs to help you forget that Trump or Cruz could be the next president

Nation

Tattoo artist is offering free Trump tattoos to support The Donald, and people are loving it