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New Music

[New Music] TOKiMONSTA and Anderson .Paak jump in the studio together once again for “Put It Down”

Weed

Colorado to become the first state in history to figure out what the hell “organic” weed is

News

Kanye looks to sue The Pirate Bay, site responds accordingly by calling Kanye ‘blithering twat’

Studies

Senior citizens claim to have way more sex than you do

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Hoodie Allen @ Ogden Theatre

Sex

8 Unexpected things guys do that turn women on like crazy

Booze

T-Pain’s hangover remedy is so fucking weird that it might actually work

Culture

Kanye’s GoFundMe page is stupid, but the comments are absolutely fantastic

Culture

Somehow, Colorado’s richest, smartest city leads the state in mistreatment of homeless people

Sex

The numbers for “Foreign Bodies Stuck in Rectum” E.R. visits prove you guys need a new hobby

Sex

Here’s what each of the 2016 Presidential candidates would be like in the bedroom

Fashion

The “ideal man” was Photoshopped in different countries, insulting dad bods everywhere

News

Electronic Music Awards is coming, because we so desperately need another awards show …

Culture

Parents whine about school’s leaked hilarious “Hurt Feelings Report” making fun of their whiny kids

Nation

“Hookers 4 Hillary” is offering free sex in exchange for Clinton campaign donations

Culture

Mob of idiots kill baby dolphin because they all want to take selfies with it

Weed

Make new 4/20 plans, Denver officials just killed the High Times Cannabis Cup

Culture

This Canadian island wants to be your new home if Trump wins the election

Culture

Cards Against Humanity’s competition is here, and it looks freakin’ hilarious

Food

Guess which office product your beloved Parmesean cheese is actually made of

Sex

Feel better about your depressing love life with 16 of the Internet’s biggest sexual failures

New Music

Kanye West raps over Seinfeld theme song because why not?

Culture

Jeb Bush tries to flex nuts on Twitter, only to be ruthlessly destroyed by the Internet

News

Virgin Airlines tells Kanye West to “eat a dick,” tweets exactly what everyone else is thinking