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Health

6 ways to kill yourself very, very slowly

Beer

Take your shower beer game to a whole new level

Weed

Nebraska and Oklahoma are suing Colorado over legal weed, this is how you break the news to your stoner friend

News

Our annual list of the “Top 333 Albums of 2014” was filled entirely by an underground rapper named Viper.

New Music

The f*ck did we just watch? Put on your confused stare for Sloth Baby & the Land Pirates’ “Surf Gypsies”

News

Turnt it all the way up, Decadence NYE 2014 drops its official trailer for this coming holiday’s biggest event

Bedroom

Japanese “Boob Goddess” creates boob enlarging rake just in time for Christmas

Tech

The reason Instagram is deleting all your beloved fake followers and imaginary friends

Fashion

Face it, the dick scarf is the only gift you need this holiday season

New Music

Local Love: CRL CRRLL gets us to raise our upcycled plastic cups up high to “Cheers”

Culture

27 animal species you didn’t know existed … unless you’re the omnipotent creator

New Music

Pregame Playlist: Local alt-rock outfit Post Paradise built us a post-NYE shuffle before its big show

Drugs

3 reasons why heroin is Colorado’s new favorite addiction

DIY

DIY Girls: Art of the selfie (11 Photos)

Culture

We can now officially use words like “bestie” and “goddamnit” according to Oxford English Dictionary’s added words of 2014

Booze

We didn’t know we needed to buy this Whisker Dam until the Internet told us to

Art

These controversial cartoons will literally pry your eyes to the ugliest parts of society

Art

Forgot about Dre? Remember him this season with the newest holiday craze, the Dr. Dreidel.

News Briefs

30,000 real people bought actual poop from Cards Against Humanity, because this is our life now

Tech

Sony hackers threaten weird 9/11 style attack on theaters that screen “The Interview.”

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: Mom of the year calls C-SPAN live show to scold grown-ass politician sons for arguing

Fashion

People are buying pills to make their poop sparkle, and it’s time you did too.

New Music

Watch This: Shakey Graves goes full horror with its “Dearly Departed” music video featuring Esmé Patterson

Vices

Maintain your status as a cheap bastard with these manageable ways to save a buck