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Mom has cops arrest son for allegedly stealing Pop Tarts. It seems fair.

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Sergio Garcia says he’ll have Tiger Woods over for fried chicken. Wait, what?

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Nothing says “I love you” like getting arrested for prostitution while on your honeymoon

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Brooklyn bar to host smallest penis contest. Finally, a contest we can win.

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Hipsters’ PBR obsession driving up price of beer. Seriously.

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Man removes porn face tattoos in courageous career move

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Customer service at its finest: Daycare loses 5-year-old offers mom $7 discount

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Smokejumpers land in illegal pot garden.

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Angry dad sprays suspected bully with pepper spray. Who’s the bigger dick?

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Man receives hate mail. The kicker? It’s written on an 8-inch dildo.

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China builds phallic skyscraper then censors all internet searches about it.

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Man Mauled By Train, Woman Sues for Injuries from Flying Body Parts

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Denver fans know how to trash talk. Especially to Stephen Curry

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MMA Fighters are Tough (and Crazy)

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Man ‘leaps’ off top of Empire State Building… and lands one story below on observation deck. Fail.

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Woman unknowingly transports 30lbs. of marijuana across border. Sure she didn’t.

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Gun dealer sponsors kids T-ball team, puts crosshairs on uniform

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Men deemed ‘Too Handsome’ deported from Saudi Arabia for fear they would be irresistible to women

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Bing launches anti-Google website scroogled.com. Fails to realize it’s one letter off porn website scroogle.com

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Real-life French supervillain escapes from jail.

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Four 200lb women wanted after sexually assaulting 19-year-old man.

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Fashion-forward North Korean leader sends killers in heels to the frontlines

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New 590-Foot Mega-Yacht sets record for largest yacht. That’s it? Seems small

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World’s Best Product Malfunction: Lululemon recalls see-through yoga pants for being too awesome