Culture

Health

Selfies have killed more people this year than one of the world’s most successful predators

Culture

This woman jumped out of a moving vehicle with a child inside because a spider was on her

Culture

7-Eleven wants you to get you laid and cure your hangovers

Culture

The super depressing obesity stats are in, but Colorado is still winning

Culture

This app will solve your math problems and show work for you while you continue being dumb

Culture

Bloat your winter-bod with these food hookups available after a Broncos win

Culture

Weird Denver burglar is stealing people’s Hot Pockets and watching their Netflix, nothing else

Culture

Colorado’s Waterton Canyon forced to close because people won’t stop taking selfies with bears

Culture

Watch this Colorado local go pants-shittingly fast on a longboard

Culture

Scientific proof that only idiots take vitamin C megadoses

Culture

Denver comedian Stephen Agyei tells us about the time he had sex with a cougar

Culture

Ten thoughts you’ll have watching “Our Campus Story” on Snapchat

Culture

The Denver Broncos are worth a boatload of money, and they didn’t even break the top 10

Culture

More stupid goddamn kids are getting hammered on hand sanitizer

Food

Pizza burrito is perfect for your winter-coat bod

Culture

A Colorado edition of Cards Against Humanity is coming, finally

Culture

Nickelodeon is launching a channel entirely devoted to ’90s cartoons. *sigh*

Tech

Somebody, please, invent this app that plays Nickelback every time you try to text your ex

News

Ears-free headphones deliver sound right into your stupid skull

Health

5 Methods to procrastinate the right way

Culture

A cheap bastard’s guide to getting free stuff

Booze

Popular breakfast cereal banned from boarding schools because kids are using it to make beer

Culture

“Bob’s Burgers” comedian releasing comedy album with 45 minutes of crying, 195 orgasms and ringtones

Health

Americans watch Netflix more than they eat, have sex and raise their children