Politics

Politics

Utah senator declares porn a public health crisis. Wait, what?

Politics

Amazing young man arrested for throwing tomatoes at Donald Trump’s “face”

Politics

Instead of the guillotine, 4 ways the racist governor of Maine should publicly execute drug dealers

Nation

Students studying abroad get drunker, try new drugs more — and why that’s ok

World

Officials remove snow penis, so someone replaces it with an even bigger one

Nation

TSA basically admits loaded guns get past security all the time. Awesome.

Business

The Playboy Mansion has a potential buyer, and they have very specific plans for it

Nation

College girls seek alternative financial aid on “Sugar Daddy” website

Nation

4 Lessons Obama’s State of the Union Address taught us about oral sex

World

3 Shady stories of Bitcoin

Culture

Will Obama finally speak out about aliens in tonight’s State of the Union Address?

World

6 Times North Korea was a special kind of stupid

Politics

Denver City Council candidate wanted by police for forging signatures of Muppets and dead people

Business

4 Essential books all entrepreneurs should read when starting a business

Politics

Glorious new Chrome app mercifully blocks all the Donald Trump-related news from your internet

Culture

4 Insane ideas to stop climate change

Nation

Donald Trump’s first television ad is f*cking terrifying

World

Chinese airlines hold bikini competition to recruit flight attendants. Wait, what?

Nation

Taylor Swift, a black hamburger and Apple Music top our Worst of 2015 list

Business

Airbus patents design for convertible airplane, crushes hope for those with a fear of flying

Politics

One third of Americans favor bombing imaginary Disney country

Nation

STDs are rising at an alarming rate, what this means for your next Tinder date

Nation

Anonymous declares this Friday as its anti-ISIS day of reckoning

Nation

Playboy settles lawsuit with model injured in disasterous golf-tee-butt incident