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Culture

Daily Viral: Watch this kindred spirit calmly eat his pizza while a fight happens on top of him

Booze

Drink of the Week: Spanked Basil Gin Fizz

Drugs

7 Places your roommate is hiding drugs in the apartment

News

The Life Is Beautiful Festival announces its 2016 lineup like fucking champions

Drugs

Trusting parents hire K9 teams to sniff kids’ room for drugs

Culture

Enjoy this gallery of Blake Lively because we don’t care where her body parts are from

Culture

Thursday Throwback: 15 horrendous picture day haircuts to dig up a bunch of repressed memories

Booze

6 Ways to balance your career with your drinking problem

Culture

Bride divorced minutes after wedding because she wouldn’t stop texting

Culture

Lawmaker proposes legal age and weight limits for strippers, and that goes super well

Culture

Diplo, this is your intervention …

Tech

New photo app pays you for selfies, then promptly exploits them

Music

Daily Viral: Watch this band perform completely underwater, because reasons

Sex

Terrifying Sex Toys: The Ovipositor

Beer

Sorry Denver, you can no longer bring dogs to get drunk with you at the brewery

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: Disclosure @ Red Rocks Amphitheater

Sex

This week in porn: PornHub turns humping into a sexy workout video game

New Music

[New Music] Oh snap, Die Antwoord is releasing a bunch of new stuff

Culture

21 Indisputable photos that prove ‘The Brave Little Toaster’ is a real story that actually happened

Culture

The Licki Brush is the perfect gift for the deranged cat lover in your life

Vices

How to be a baller at the table this weekend

News

Riot Fest unleashes its 2016 lineup and blah blah blah that’s all we got

Tech

Pay attention sheeple, the Facebook for conspiracy theorists is coming to a web address near you

Culture

You’ve been lonely, but have you ever been ‘take your cat to prom’ lonely?