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Culture

Fake “service animals” are about to become a hefty crime in Colorado. Yay?

Sex

20 Things you learn about sex in your 20s

Culture

This douchebag politician in Texas makes Donald Trump look like a Boy Scout

Business

Marriott launches hotel for millennials, confirms our dislike for millennial-themed products

Food

Chick-Fil-A is offering free food to anyone who can put their stupid phone down for 5 minutes

New Music

[New Music] Is FKA twigs just trying to sell you underwear in “Good to Love”?

Health

New sexual consent ads drop the metaphors and go right for the talking genitals

Culture

Las Vegas has a syphilis epidemic, what this means for your next 3-day bender

Food

McDonalds’ new happy meal box transforms into 3D Goggles, distracts people from what they’re eating

New Music

[New Music] Big Gigantic’s new original track “The Little Things” is groovy as hell

Culture

“Rage Yoga” classes allow you to find your inner peace through different means

Nation

“President” Donald Trump is going to happen, says near perfect predictive model

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, My ex recently got back in touch with me and wants to go to coffee. My friends think he’s going to try and hook up with me. I’m not sure what to think, but I’m curious. Do you have any advice?

Sex

PornHub’s “Full House” parody is better than the Netflix sequel, but still makes us uncomfortable

Weed

The numbers are in, and this little guy right here is the most popular weed strain of all time

Culture

Kids will soon be able to sue their parents for posting stupid baby photos of them online

Culture

Denver is the #1 place in the nation to live according to some fancy schmancy report

Nation

Pissed mom gives son invoice, charges him $1000 for being an unappreciative asshole

Business

Porn terms most searched for in each state in 2015 don’t match our browser history at all

Interviews

We spoke with the Hieroglyphics, because they’re freaking legends that’s why

News

Watching this hand-cranked music machine built with marbles is intense

Nation

8 Reasons caucusing sucks – but you should probably do it anyway

Culture

Damn, the new Colorado driver license design makes you look so bangable

Beer

12 Facts about beer you should know if you’re going to drink the stuff