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Welcome to China. Where adults drinking breast milk is the new healthy trend for people with too much money and not enough intelligence.

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Thanksgiving dinner just got awkward. Woman discovers her dead husband was secretly her dad.

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Pat Robertson warns God may do something “Drastic” for ruling on gay marriage…sure Pat

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Mom sues Monster Energy after son suffers heart attack drinking two Monsters a day for three years. Give us a break.

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Ain’t no party, like a Jagermeister party until you pass out from the toxic haze

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Praise the lord. Dog butt looks like Jesus Christ.

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The Freshmaker: Student stripped of scholarship after putting semen in breath mint drops.

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Man with 8-month erection sues doctor over hard times.

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XXXchurch.com, the #1 Christian porn site is Jesus approved

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Female Israeli soldiers give new meaning to serving your country

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Exclusive job site for beautiful people. Finally a site that understands our needs.

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Study confirms what any single person already knows: both males and females lie about past sexual encounters to protect image

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Canada makes glow-in-the-dark coin giving us yet another reason to dislike Canada.

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Wanted: mother-daughter porn duo seek real life father-son duo for films

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Australia is the happiest nation on earth. They can go f*ck themselves.

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Couple stabs each other over ‘American Idol’ finale.

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Mom has cops arrest son for allegedly stealing Pop Tarts. It seems fair.

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Sergio Garcia says he’ll have Tiger Woods over for fried chicken. Wait, what?

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Nothing says “I love you” like getting arrested for prostitution while on your honeymoon

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Brooklyn bar to host smallest penis contest. Finally, a contest we can win.

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Hipsters’ PBR obsession driving up price of beer. Seriously.

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Man removes porn face tattoos in courageous career move

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Customer service at its finest: Daycare loses 5-year-old offers mom $7 discount

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Smokejumpers land in illegal pot garden.