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Health

Why drinking 2 cups of coffee a day might be your liver’s only chance of survival

Culture

Your March Hookup Horoscope is here to explain who the hell that is in your bed

Culture

Preist caught on camera blowing lines of coke around a bunch of Nazi memorabilia

Gadgets

The Coolest cooler, Kickstarter’s most successful campaign runs out of cash, screws backers

News

Horrendous new study claims listening to rap music makes kids have sex all the time

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: Music festival security guard gets drop kicked while people stand around doing nothing

Tech

These shitty robots from Simone Giertz are going to make you laugh

Health

4 Ways to get a healthier body quickly without getting all crazy about it

Events

Future, Excision, Diplo and plenty more are coming to town in March

Vices

15 Inspiring ways to get fired from work on the first day

Tech

The MacBook Selfie Stick makes you exactly 15 times more annoying than your phone jousting peers

Nation

“Pieces of Shit for Trump” campaign makes us believe America is still great

Health

Vaping isn’t smoking according to a surprisingly logical New York court ruling

Health

A college campus is banning energy drinks because they lead to high-risk sexual activities

New Music

[Listen Locally] Kontrast & Fo’Chief premiere “Ain’t No Other Way” along with big announcements

New Music

The Damn Daniel club banger is here, and you’re going to like it

Interviews

Dopapod drops its favorite tracks and explains why it’s so important to shower together

New Music

[New Music] YOUR FACE is the biggest star in Santigold’s interactive video for “Can’t Get Enough Of Myself”

Culture

Watch Bill Gates do this weird DJ thing last night for a bunch of underage kids

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, I want to surprise my boyfriend with an FFM threesome. Is this a good idea?

Weed

Bernie Sanders weed pipes are the perfect way to show your “grassroots” support

News

Kanye West unknowingly admits to that whole fingers in the butt thing because of his shitty grammar

Culture

These judgmental maps of Boulder, Denver and Ft. Collins are so rude, but so accurate

Food

Hero legally changes name to “Bacon Double Cheeseburger” because he clearly DGAF