Culture

Food

8 Chipotle hacks for a better burrito

Food

Starbucks and Panera Bread’s pumpkin spice lattes will now contain actual pumpkin. We can’t even!

Food

5 personality types of waitstaff at every restaurant ever

Health

Man goes to hospital for leg pain, is told he only has half a brain

Culture

6 hilarious reasons Kim Jong-Un hasn’t killed every living American just yet

Culture

Bored opportunist pretends to be Target and screws with idiotic shoppers

Culture

Colorado Springs woman arrested for giving hungry bears a snack

Booze

WTF is a wine aerator and WTF does it do?

Tech

4 spacey technologies designed for lazy, rich stoners

Food

Mega-company stops giving Jell-O snacks to its adult employees. You monsters!

Health

Herpes is being used to kill mosquitos and save your ass. Yay herpes!

Health

Asking the right questions can keep your ass from getting bullied by gym contracts

Culture

Horny-ass astronomers swear there’s some sort of female sex alien on Mars

Tech

Shocking new wristband pays for quitting bad habits, hurts like a bitch when you don’t

News

Folding to label pressure, Spotify will likely start offering “exclusive” content to paying subscribers

Food

Cancel Christmas everyone, avian flu is making egg prices soar and will probably ruin the holidays

Food

Why shitty American fast food is the first step to diplomacy in Iran

Food

Science has finally found a hangover cure — weekend goals unite!

Tech

Judgy new Wize Mirror can tell how drunk you are and what diseases you have

Tech

The Lexus hoverboard is the future we deserve

Tech

Don’t pee on the walls in San Francisco, because they’ll pee on you

Tech

7 dipshit doozies done with drones

Culture

Diabolical genius of a sheriff posts ad offering drug dealers ‘help with competition’

News

Instagram went ahead and blocked the #EDM hashtag from ever being used again