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Gun dealer sponsors kids T-ball team, puts crosshairs on uniform

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Men deemed ‘Too Handsome’ deported from Saudi Arabia for fear they would be irresistible to women

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Bing launches anti-Google website scroogled.com. Fails to realize it’s one letter off porn website scroogle.com

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Real-life French supervillain escapes from jail.

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Four 200lb women wanted after sexually assaulting 19-year-old man.

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Fashion-forward North Korean leader sends killers in heels to the frontlines

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New 590-Foot Mega-Yacht sets record for largest yacht. That’s it? Seems small

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World’s Best Product Malfunction: Lululemon recalls see-through yoga pants for being too awesome

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Extreme Kidnapping: Detroit business promises the thrill of a real life abduction. Sign us up!

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Florida woman finds ‘sign from God’ on Goldfish cracker

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Google Now: making life a little more bearable

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Office product #3857: Hover golf cart

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7-foot-tall model seems so right, yet so wrong

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Conan O’Brien is here to stay, TBS extends his contract until 2015

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Best idea of the day: Outfit Congress with NASCAR-style patches identifying financial supporters

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Some dick thought the Rubik’s Cube was easy and made this

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Money Aint A Thang: Man Drinks $100,000 Worth of Whiskey. The Catch? It Wasn’t His.

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Man’s arm will be used to build him a penis. Wait, what?

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March Madness costs U.S. companies $134 million in employee slack-time

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Hater App is an asshole’s dream come true

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Man forbidden from “all libraries on the face of the earth” for charming the python in the library.

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Cops: Perp Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina

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Hot chick parties, then scores higher on Mensa Test than Einstein, Hawking and Gates.

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Raffling guns for kids never felt so good