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Culture

Show that special someone you really care with an ass-printed Valentine’s Day card

Sex

Trump calls Cruz a “pussy,” inspiring these truly awful euphemisms for lady parts

Culture

This lost ’80s biopic of Trump starring Johnny Depp is all you need to watch today

Culture

Adam Cayton-Holland made Denver proud last night telling jokes on the Conan O’Brien show

Culture

10 Clever videos that show T-Rex doing normal people things

Culture

Texas State girl strips down and covers herself in Chick-Fil-A because … feminism maybe?

Sex

Show your penis you care with this tiny tuxedo for the little guy

Nation

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas unless you’re caught having sex on the Ferris wheel

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: This paper airplane building machine made out of LEGOs is siiiiick

Food

Here are Colorado’s 11 best pizzas, as chosen by you

Food

Beyoncé causes Red Lobster sales to surge by threatening to enjoy a post-coital meal there

Nation

You should be concerned by the $100 million spent on political ads in New Hampshire

Culture

Eli explains why his face looked like a slapped ass when the Broncos won the Super Bowl

Culture

The real reasons why Colorado hates California so very much

Events

[EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE + VIP CONTEST] Check out Chrome Drones’ newest single “Feel You” and enter to win a massive VIP prize package

Culture

Don’t you just love Ashley Graham, the first “plus sized” model in Sports Illustrated?

New Music

[New Music] Tyler, The Creator directs more eye-candy in his “Perfect” music video

Sex

Michigan just made our favorite consensual sexual acts punishable with prison time

News

The world finally has Ghostface Killah’s video clap-back to PharmaBro Martin Shkreli

Food

Lawyer receives tons of text messages demanding free Chipotle burritos because people are idiots

Photo Pit

Photo Pit: AC/DC @ The Pepsi Center

Politics

5 Bernie Sanders videos that prove the old man has a sense of humor

Culture

Peyton Manning’s 8 logical career options now that he’s won life

New Music

[New Music] Vicetone lightly treads on a classic, remixes Bob Marley’s “Is This Love”