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These are your odds of being a millionaire

Sex

5 reasons we won’t use the public masturbation booth that might be installed in Denver

New Music

[New Music] The creators of Valentino Khan’s “Deep Down Low” have definitely taken drugs before

Culture

Labyrinth’s “Honest Trailer” reminds you of David Bowie’s singing, dancing, crotch-bulging genius

News

Glitch Mob inspired photo/video app lets you achieve maximum glitchyness

Culture

Portland college unironically asks for things to teach during its “Whiteness History Month”

Viral Videos

This Colorado grandma’s dab skills are way better than yours

Sex

“Minecraft porn” tops search results, proving people have run out of things to watch while jerking it

Sex

5 things that will make your bikini coffee shop successful in Colorado

News

Unnecessary artists that should quit music instead of Yasiin Bey

Sex

After watching this SFW fruit-based guide to butt stuff, our afternoon is booked

Culture

The new “Suicide Squad” trailer just dropped, and we’ve been giggling with delight all day

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: This poor kid is living proof that weed addiction is real

New Music

[New Music] Stab yourself with emotions listening to The Epilogues’ new track “Loser Denial”

Culture

Tom Brady is actually one of the world’s most legitimate failures

Culture

Somehow, some way, Denver ranks as the eighth most futuristic city in the country

Booze

Honor the memory of Lemmy by chugging his new signature whiskey and starting a metal band

Sex

Reddit users discuss their failed attempts at crazy fetishes

New Music

Precocious teenager absolutely nails her reggae cover of Adele’s “Hello”

Culture

11 Ridiculous examples of accidental racism, WTF were they thinking?

Sex

Penthouse publishing its last issue soon, at least the cover model is a dime

New Music

[New Music] Otto Knows and Lindsey Stirling have themselves an exeptional track in “Dying For You”

Sex

Sorely-needed male birth control device allows men to turn off sperm with a switch

Business

The Playboy Mansion has a potential buyer, and they have very specific plans for it