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Beer
World’s largest beer merger could leave Colorado with fewer craft beer options
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Weed
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Culture
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Culture
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Weed
Police rescue man who is “too high” from underneath a mountain of Doritos, Goldfish and Chips Ahoy
Health
In the future, condoms will be made of STD-killing vagina mucus
Culture
New Denver Broncos vending machines dole out free beer and ticket upgrades for broke alcoholic fans
Sex
Pornhub study shows iPhone and Android users have completely different porn habits
Sex
There are so, so many sugar daddies in Denver that you have no excuse to be poor
Tech
New Yelp-like app allows us to rate and rank all the shitty people we know
Food
Whole Foods swears it’s done exploiting Colorado prisoners for cheap labor. Promise.
Culture
Screw haunted houses, Denver’s new ‘Escape Room’ trend forces people to find clues, solve puzzles to break out
Tech
Netflix has made an actual ‘Netflix and Chill’ button that sets the mood for pleasures of the flesh
Culture
There’s a grown man hilariously terrorizing a Copper Mountain bar with smelly stink bombs
Culture
Peaceful Boulder Buddhists to slaughter hundreds of freeloading prairie dogs
Weed
Doomsday seed vault assures that weed plants will survive the apocalypse no matter what
Food
Call your therapist, because McDonald’s straws were designed to imitate the experience of breastfeeding
Culture
How to get into Cuba, both legally and sorta-legally
Culture
Denver Zoo releases plans to power itself using flaming elephant dumps
News Briefs
Gyno burns majority of woman’s vagina with acid, offers her $50 gas card for her troubles
Culture
This app will solve your math problems and show work for you while you continue being dumb
Culture
Weird Denver burglar is stealing people’s Hot Pockets and watching their Netflix, nothing else
Culture
Colorado’s Waterton Canyon forced to close because people won’t stop taking selfies with bears
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