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Dallon Adams

Sex

Here’s what the most common V-Day present in every state is. Colorado’s is so embarrassing …

Sex

Like most men, scientists actually have no idea why women orgasm

Sex

Show your penis you care with this tiny tuxedo for the little guy

Culture

Peyton Manning’s 8 logical career options now that he’s won life

Booze

Being a regular at your favorite bar is actually good for your health

Culture

It’s a possibility that Peyton Manning will play for the Rams next year — gross

Culture

Women without tattoos are more self-conscious

Music

Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli threatens to destroy only copy of Wu-Tang’s $2 million album

Viral Videos

Daily Viral: Nothing can prepare you for “The Chickening,” the Kubrick-chicken hybrid of the year

Culture

Law students are extroverted, and 10 other things your college major says about your personality

Weed

Insanely high drug dealers call the cops on themselves

Weed

Ghostface Killah’s commercial for Wu-Goo hash oil is the highest thing on the Internet

Sex

What in the world is this insane new “giantess” porn trend?

Sex

Sexual arousal makes you stupid, says study probably conducted by Captain Obvious

Weed

Commander-in-keef? Marijuana CEO Gary Johnson joins 2016 presidential election.

Culture

What’s next for Pizza Rat? Six predictions for his illustrious career.

Politics

Denver City Council candidate wanted by police for forging signatures of Muppets and dead people

Vices

Hunter S. Thompson’s insane daily routine of drugs and booze is slow-clap worthy

Politics

Glorious new Chrome app mercifully blocks all the Donald Trump-related news from your internet

Food

A creepy new law just made it impossible to know where your meat comes from

Sex

“Blue clit” is female blue balls, and you should be very afraid of it

Studies

Using emojis frequently means you can’t stop thinking about sex

Drugs

12 Things Peyton Manning is more likely to do than use HGH

Music

What 2015’s best rap songs would sound like if Yoda was rapping on them