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Dallon Adams

Beer

World’s largest beer merger could leave Colorado with fewer craft beer options

Food

Denverites order delivery from these 10 restaurants more than anywhere else

Weed

This mid-life crisis sports car is made almost entirely of weed

Culture

7 Things that happen when you move back in with your parents in your 20s

Culture

4 Reasons why the Denver Nuggets are going to suck less than you think this year

Weed

Police rescue man who is “too high” from underneath a mountain of Doritos, Goldfish and Chips Ahoy

Health

In the future, condoms will be made of STD-killing vagina mucus

Culture

New Denver Broncos vending machines dole out free beer and ticket upgrades for broke alcoholic fans

Sex

Pornhub study shows iPhone and Android users have completely different porn habits

Sex

There are so, so many sugar daddies in Denver that you have no excuse to be poor

Tech

New Yelp-like app allows us to rate and rank all the shitty people we know

Food

Whole Foods swears it’s done exploiting Colorado prisoners for cheap labor. Promise.

Culture

Screw haunted houses, Denver’s new ‘Escape Room’ trend forces people to find clues, solve puzzles to break out

Tech

Netflix has made an actual ‘Netflix and Chill’ button that sets the mood for pleasures of the flesh

Culture

There’s a grown man hilariously terrorizing a Copper Mountain bar with smelly stink bombs

Culture

Peaceful Boulder Buddhists to slaughter hundreds of freeloading prairie dogs

Weed

Doomsday seed vault assures that weed plants will survive the apocalypse no matter what

Food

Call your therapist, because McDonald’s straws were designed to imitate the experience of breastfeeding

Culture

How to get into Cuba, both legally and sorta-legally

Culture

Denver Zoo releases plans to power itself using flaming elephant dumps

News Briefs

Gyno burns majority of woman’s vagina with acid, offers her $50 gas card for her troubles

Culture

This app will solve your math problems and show work for you while you continue being dumb

Culture

Weird Denver burglar is stealing people’s Hot Pockets and watching their Netflix, nothing else

Culture

Colorado’s Waterton Canyon forced to close because people won’t stop taking selfies with bears