Dave Reuss

Culture

Colorado microbreweries are trying to save Peyton Manning from drinking piss-water Budweiser

Culture

9 Before and after cartoons that show how having pets completely ruins your life

Booze

Why you should avoid buying “Craft Vodka” at the store

Culture

Show that special someone you really care with an ass-printed Valentine’s Day card

Culture

This lost ’80s biopic of Trump starring Johnny Depp is all you need to watch today

Culture

Texas State girl strips down and covers herself in Chick-Fil-A because … feminism maybe?

Culture

Eli explains why his face looked like a slapped ass when the Broncos won the Super Bowl

Culture

Don’t you just love Ashley Graham, the first “plus sized” model in Sports Illustrated?

Sex

Michigan just made our favorite consensual sexual acts punishable with prison time

Culture

We have the facts and we’re voting for Canada as the next president of America

Culture

Sadly, here’s a look at Playboy’s new SFW spreads without naked ladies

Culture

Watch the best Super Bowl commercials now so you can use the breaks for beer and taco runs

Politics

Watch these college kids fail to answer basic history questions, then lose your faith in humanity

Culture

Get ready to cuddle: Uber is delivering puppies in Denver today

Sex

People answer: “What’s your biggest sexual regret?”

Culture

The amount people will gamble on Super Bowl 50 is more than some countries make in a year

Culture

Looking back at the legacy of Cindy Crawford, a woman who makes us feel things

Culture

Get ready for the Super Bowl with more of the NFL’s worst lip reading

Culture

Vegas is taking strange bets on what Peyton Manning is going to do after the Super Bowl

Sex

Striking out on Tinder? These ladies revamp terrible profiles for only $20.

Culture

The #SnowChallenge videos look like the east coast just figured out what snow is

Sex

5 problems with PETA’s ad implying vegans hump better than carnivores

Sex

Ready for a career change? This chart shows exactly how much you’ll make in porn

Culture

Someone forgot to tell Canada what “The D” actually means in their latest ad campaign