Culture

Health

Doctors successfully install an 8-inch robot penis, humanity rejoices

Culture

Jon Stewart retires from ‘Daily Show’ to start career as a … pro wrestler?

Culture

Woman downs entire bottle of Cognac to spite airport security who won’t let her bring it on the plane

Booze

Breakfast flavored beers are so hot right now

Food

The 6 types of restaurants you’ll find in Boulder

Fashion

Photoshop trolls are slimming down plus-sized models to “motivate them” to lose weight

Culture

Pom poms and programmers: China’s alleged office cheerleaders

Food

Just labeling food “organic” makes it taste better, because we’re morons

Tech

Giant American robot to fistfight bitchy Japanese robot in epic duel to the death

Culture

Have a job interview? Boosting the bass can help

Culture

There are a shitload of blood-sucking bugs at Burning Man this year

Culture

Want the internet to ruthlessly crush your spirit? Subject yourself to a Reddit roast

Culture

Denverites severely butt-hurt because blooming Corpse Flower doesn’t smell bad enough

Culture

The CU Buffs football team has almost as many arrests as it does wins

Culture

5 insane stories from 2015 that remind you why flying is horrifying

Culture

There’s no place to show “Straight Outta Compton” in the actual Compton

Food

8 Chipotle hacks for a better burrito

Food

Starbucks and Panera Bread’s pumpkin spice lattes will now contain actual pumpkin. We can’t even!

Food

5 personality types of waitstaff at every restaurant ever

Health

Man goes to hospital for leg pain, is told he only has half a brain

Culture

6 hilarious reasons Kim Jong-Un hasn’t killed every living American just yet

Culture

Bored opportunist pretends to be Target and screws with idiotic shoppers

Culture

Colorado Springs woman arrested for giving hungry bears a snack

Booze

WTF is a wine aerator and WTF does it do?