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American hero fights for freedom by demanding more ranch dressing at Jack in the Box

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Couple’s world crumbles after neighborhood Wendy’s burns to the ground

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Only man in history to refuse a threesome gets stabbed in the eye for it. Damn right.

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What if you came home and Coolio was just in your house cooking you dinner?

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Philadelphia preschooler knows what he wants to be when he grows up: on crack

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Parents outraged after discovering that their child’s Spanish teacher is the most beautiful woman alive

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Turns out Ukrainian train tracks are not the best place to have an orgasm

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NASA will make it rain on you if you promise not to move for 70 days

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Man arrested for stealing midget porn apparently hasn’t heard of the internet

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Faceoff: drunk man dressed as woman vs. other drunk man dressed as woman

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Kanye West Shouldn’t Have Fucked With Croissants.

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Drunk equestrian restores the balance of masculinity to the streets of Boulder

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It’s National Grandparents Day. Here’s how to celebrate if you’re grandparent-less

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Five news stories that are a) terrifying; and b) would make the most excellent Halloween costumes

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Rooster’s Weekly Clusterf*ck of News

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Chinese Romeo tries to perform exorcism on woman’s ‘vaginal ghosts’ with his penis. Brilliant.

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The Inspiration For Drake’s Haircut Finally Revealed.

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Porn moratorium after actress tests positive for HIV forces us to use our imagination

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CHAOS ALERT: Connecticut terrorized by teenagers who still think David Hasselhoff is ‘ironic’

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What do you mean you don’t want a massage from this guy? Man arrested for giving unwanted back rubs

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Topless Babes Help Danish Police Enforce Speed Limits

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Not Homeless, Need Boobs: Woman Panhandles for a Bigger Bust

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For Some Reason, Chris Brown Would Rather Be Known for His Talent Than Beating Rhianna…And is Retiring.

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Subway employee puts his penis on sandwich. Not really the type of mayonnaise we were looking for.