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Announcing the worst thing that ever happened: woman bites into banana that’s bursting with deadly spiders

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Usain Bolt says the key to his olympic training was eating 100 chicken nuggets a day and having tons of random sex. Who are we to disagree?

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Only in America: 3 stories that would never happen anywhere else

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Nothing says sensitivity like these 7 funeral selfies

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Belieber spends life savings on surgery to make him look like Justin Bieber. We say solid investment.

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Man not about to let some measly wall stand between him and his pudding

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American hero fights for freedom by demanding more ranch dressing at Jack in the Box

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Couple’s world crumbles after neighborhood Wendy’s burns to the ground

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Only man in history to refuse a threesome gets stabbed in the eye for it. Damn right.

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What if you came home and Coolio was just in your house cooking you dinner?

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Philadelphia preschooler knows what he wants to be when he grows up: on crack

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Parents outraged after discovering that their child’s Spanish teacher is the most beautiful woman alive

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Turns out Ukrainian train tracks are not the best place to have an orgasm

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NASA will make it rain on you if you promise not to move for 70 days

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Man arrested for stealing midget porn apparently hasn’t heard of the internet

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Faceoff: drunk man dressed as woman vs. other drunk man dressed as woman

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Kanye West Shouldn’t Have Fucked With Croissants.

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Drunk equestrian restores the balance of masculinity to the streets of Boulder

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It’s National Grandparents Day. Here’s how to celebrate if you’re grandparent-less

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Five news stories that are a) terrifying; and b) would make the most excellent Halloween costumes

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Rooster’s Weekly Clusterf*ck of News

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Chinese Romeo tries to perform exorcism on woman’s ‘vaginal ghosts’ with his penis. Brilliant.

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The Inspiration For Drake’s Haircut Finally Revealed.

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Porn moratorium after actress tests positive for HIV forces us to use our imagination