Dave Reuss, Author at Rooster Magazine - Page 13 of 15

Dave Reuss

Sex

In the near future, people will hump robots more than other people

Health

It’s time to get hammered and jacked with your new protein beer

Weed

DIY pot just became easy with your home’s automatic weed-growing machine

Culture

Posting that fake “Facebook copyright” thing makes you look like a total boob

Culture

Teens show Pope Francis love by tweeting “F*ck me Daddy”

Food

Weed might be causing the diabeetus, and that’s not great news

Culture

Snapchat idiot “saves” turtle by murdering it

Culture

Now you can pork people who love bacon as much as you do

Culture

7-Eleven wants you to get you laid and cure your hangovers

Culture

The super depressing obesity stats are in, but Colorado is still winning

Sex

These are the only four years when men actually find you attractive, says science

Culture

Watch this Colorado local go pants-shittingly fast on a longboard

Culture

Scientific proof that only idiots take vitamin C megadoses

Culture

Ten thoughts you’ll have watching “Our Campus Story” on Snapchat

Culture

More stupid goddamn kids are getting hammered on hand sanitizer

Bedroom

This site calculates your indirect sexual partners, so get ready to feel slutty

Vices

Back up the truck, because “Cheap Weed Day” is coming this week

Culture

“Bob’s Burgers” comedian releasing comedy album with 45 minutes of crying, 195 orgasms and ringtones

Culture

Slutty, binge-drinking James Bond dragged into 2015 by monogamy and gay friends

Culture

Want your literature published? Just make your name sound more ethnic!

Health

YouTuber thinks “Fat Shaming” is a great motivator, Internet calls her an asshole

Health

Add a few orgasms to your gym workout with these exercises

Sex

Ladies picked their favorite 3D-printed pork swords for one night stands and LTRs

Sex

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