Culture

Tech

4 spacey technologies designed for lazy, rich stoners

Food

Mega-company stops giving Jell-O snacks to its adult employees. You monsters!

Health

Herpes is being used to kill mosquitos and save your ass. Yay herpes!

Health

Asking the right questions can keep your ass from getting bullied by gym contracts

Culture

Horny-ass astronomers swear there’s some sort of female sex alien on Mars

Tech

Shocking new wristband pays for quitting bad habits, hurts like a bitch when you don’t

News

Folding to label pressure, Spotify will likely start offering “exclusive” content to paying subscribers

Food

Cancel Christmas everyone, avian flu is making egg prices soar and will probably ruin the holidays

Food

Why shitty American fast food is the first step to diplomacy in Iran

Food

Science has finally found a hangover cure — weekend goals unite!

Tech

Judgy new Wize Mirror can tell how drunk you are and what diseases you have

Tech

The Lexus hoverboard is the future we deserve

Tech

Don’t pee on the walls in San Francisco, because they’ll pee on you

Tech

7 dipshit doozies done with drones

Culture

Diabolical genius of a sheriff posts ad offering drug dealers ‘help with competition’

News

Instagram went ahead and blocked the #EDM hashtag from ever being used again

Food

Young woman admits to drinking 28 Red Bulls a day, is going blind and dying because of it

Tech

Get rid of lingering one-night-stands with this ‘High Voltage Ejector Bed’

Culture

Watch pro-rider Robbie Maddison take his dirt bike out into the middle of the ocean for fun

Culture

TSA fails at detecting weapons 96 percent of the time. How comforting.

Culture

Badass Russian girls catfish ISIS for travel money

Celebrities

This highly organized list is why UFC Fighter Ronda Rousey is the hottest athlete right now

Health

There’s a brain-eating amoeba floating around in Louisiana’s water, because that’s nice

Tech

Twitter is banning people from copy/pasting jokes — for good reason