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Blaming a lack of rain, Venezuela is moving to a two-day workweek

Politics

Hillary Clinton doesn’t even look like she’ll live long enough to be president

Nation

Hillary Clinton accidentally rents Dan Bilzerian’s plane for campaign, big mistake

Politics

Ted Cruz’s female look-alike from The Maury Show is about to film a porn

Politics

Federal court rules that Utah ski area can keep its ban on snowboarding

Nation

Ted Cruz once fought against masturbation, his college roommate says otherwise

Politics

Colorado’s caucus might have just ended Donald Trump’s campaign

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Donald Trump’s Walk of Fame star nearly removed because people can’t stop shitting on it

Nation

Bernie Sanders’ sexual pun creates perfect slogan for STD testing campaign

Nation

Undersexed politicians are losing their damn minds over university’s “Sex Week”

Nation

Illustrated kids book on Donald Trump wants to make children great again

Nation

Denver disappoints, fails to make list of top 10 cities that buy the most sex toys

Business

Nap Bar opens exclusively for people who want to snooze during the day

Politics

It’s now possible to menstruate on Ted Cruz’s stupid face

Nation

Remembering the time when Donald Trump was the world’s worst landlord

Nation

Fishbras is the new trend combining the sport of fishing and hot chicks

Business

Colorado landlord won’t rent to any Trump supporters, welcomes dogs

Nation

A pair of Chris Christie’s old gym shorts are up for sale, so long tax refund

Business

Airbnb launching tool to let neighbors file complaints against bad renters, party houses

World

Man complains to Swedish health minister about neighbor’s loud sex, doesn’t get response he was expecting

Nation

NASA will pay you $18,000 to smoke weed and sit in bed for 70 days. Wait, what?

Culture

35 Hilarious protest signs that couldn’t be more appropriate for the real world

Politics

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