Culture

Tech

Tinder is making it easier to sleep with celebrities with new “verified” accounts

Tech

Time to see a big depressing list of all the people who unfriended you on Facebook

Food

Subway’s Sweetheart, Jared Fogle, is being investigated for kiddie-porn. Ew.

Culture

New adult preschool charges hipsters 1K to nap and play with glitter glue

Culture

Quiz: How outdoorsy are you?

Tech

Guess what, nerds? You can buy a f*cking jet pack in 2016

Culture

Celebrate arbitrary pride with a bunch of American Flag stuff you’ve never seen before!

Culture

20 things to do in Colorado this July

Culture

This lady with no arms will remind you exactly how lazy you are

Health

Russia tries to ban yoga because it’s a giant cult, everyone knows that

Tech

Some of God’s servants use facial recognition software to track whether or not people go to church

Culture

With legal gay marriage, Catholics are the new oppressed minority [VIDEO]

News

Guitar Hero announces plans for you never needing to have friends ever again

Culture

Your July Hookup Horoscope knows you better than you know yourself

Culture

Fundraiser lets citizens fire tasers at city officials, where do we sign up?

Culture

Boulder was the first city ever to issue same-sex marriage licenses

Culture

Daily Viral: Chuck Palahniuk’s “Fight Club for Kids” is the bedtime story you wish you had

Fashion

New study crowns Denver’s style as “Industrial Scandinavian” whatever the F that means

Health

Taking selfies is now a bonafide mental disorder, says American Psychological Association

Culture

We’re not sure if this teddy bear has a vagina or if people are perverts

Tech

Daily Viral: Dude spends $600 to build a very useful ’emergency party button’

Food

Heinz in deep trouble after QR codes on ketchup bottles link to hardcore porn

Tech

Gang member dies after attempting to gold plate his own genitals

Fashion

Skinny jeans nearly claim first human fatality after cutting off woman’s nerve function