Culture

Food

Taco Bell and Pizza Hut have stopped trying to improve their food, because they know you’ll eat it anyway

Health

Blame Denver’s filthy air for all of those beautiful sunsets you keep seeing

Fashion

Suffocating chamber of misery is now available for cats on the go

Culture

Instead of steroids, pro-cyclists are just strapping engines on their bikes

Culture

This school won’t allow two lesbians to become elected prom queens

Fashion

23 Photos that prove wearing sandals with socks is fashionable as fuck

Culture

Just Stop: Why everyone needs to stop making fun of Coachella

Food

Pizza and other delicious crap actually helps people lose weight

Culture

This dad’s hilarious Twitter feed will remind you to pull out

Tech

Google created online hiking in Colorado so you never have to move again

Culture

We watched the 7-hour trailer for the world’s longest movie so you don’t have to

Culture

Ungrateful Denver residents hate their jobs more than anyone else in the nation, including Detroit

Food

KFC tweets handjob ad, quickly feels the Internet’s wrath

Sex

High-tech mattress snitches on you while you’re cheating in real time

Food

McDonald’s is introducing all-you-can-eat fries, fuck

Culture

The people petitioning to get Tim Tebow back with the Denver Broncos aren’t very bright

Culture

In Russia, police dogs are about to be replaced by adorable corgis because Russia

Food

Fancy interactive map shows which states love bacon the most

Food

Even the candy companies are telling Americans they’re getting too fat

Culture

A professional basketball player retired last night! You’ll never guess which one!

Culture

Text friendly movie theaters are coming because the world isn’t screwed up enough

Culture

Man turns to the Internet to help find his mystery dream woman: creepy or romantic?

Food

Snoop Dogg presented box of doughnut blunts from bakery

Culture

Here are the 20 shittiest jobs of 2016, ranked