Dave Reuss

Culture

Australian government accused of wasting thousands of taxpayer dollars on koala hugging sessions

Booze

Champagne machine gun makes your party-goer dreams come true

Culture

The hilarious #MemeHistory will replace textbooks in your future kid’s history class

Art

Let’s take a look at all the stupid tattoos inspired by the 2016 presidential race

Culture

Forget Snapchat and texting, because Tittygrams are the only way to communicate now

Health

This is the proven best way to take a nap, using coffee and stopwatches

Food

“Dog or Food?” is first social media craze we actually like

Booze

This actual police report on the epedemic of “buttchugging” really makes us wanna party

Sex

This super creepy porn search goes up 9,000% every St. Patrick’s Day

Culture

Need a job? Japan is hiring 6 ninjas to promote “warlord tourism”

Sex

You can only save virtual reality tech with VR porn, and one company is doing its patriotic duty

Culture

“Beware the Slenderman” is the new documentary that’ll keep you awake at night

Sex

Porn star agrees to go to prom with boy if parents say it’s ok, dad agrees immediately

Sex

Need to break the ice with your Instagram crush? The “Thirsty Dude Comment Generator” is here to help

Culture

15 Sneaky and completely dishonest ways to save lots of money

Food

New study shows humans have almost phased real food out of their diets entirely

Culture

Dos Equis is discontinuing “The Most Interesting Man in the World” because of hipsters

Art

Buzzkill scientists think they’ve worked out Banksy’s identity with fancy science techniques

Culture

Human bowling ball plows into a ski rack and then just shrugs it off like a hero

Culture

Photos of bearded presidential candidates is the only good thing to come out of this election

Music

Your new favorite grindcore band is fronted by a 67-year-old grandmother

Culture

This douchebag politician in Texas makes Donald Trump look like a Boy Scout

Food

Chick-Fil-A is offering free food to anyone who can put their stupid phone down for 5 minutes

Culture

“Rage Yoga” classes allow you to find your inner peace through different means